April 22, 2005
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If I could turn back time
You know that thing where you say something, but then immediately
wish you'd said something else, something funnier? It happens to me often.
Usually it's because my mind didn't work quickly enough. Sometimes,
though, saying the right thing just feels too risky. Here's an
exchange that took place at the Bible study that I host, during the
quiet moments when everyone was studying Scripture by themselves.
What I actually said:Asa (sorting through my pens): You have a lot of pink pens.
Mark: Well, they were presents. Or maybe I just found them were lying around outside.
What I should have said:Asa (sorting through my pens): You have a lot of pink pens.
Mark: That's because I'm gay.
Comments (4)
oh my gosh, i just burst out laughing. your humor is truly first class.
by the way, thanks so much for the bernie updates/links.
Thanks! And you're welcome.
What Asa should have said:
You have a lot of pink pens, you homo.
No eProps for you.
The correct answer
What Asa should have said:
You have a lot of pink pens. Lets make gay love [proceed to take off clothes].
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